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I*m a piece of shit.
...As are you.
My name is Mandi.
Please call me that.
Nothing else. [With a few acceptions]
I like to puke.
I could basically live off of lemonade.
I smoke.
I drink.
I*m rather picky. Get use to it.
I might hate you.
But DON*T take it personally.
I will tell you what*s up.
I wish I was as pretty as a princess.
I want a giraffe as well as world peace.
I may love you;
...But I*m not inlove with you
Art has no meaning.
But art is my LIFE
I have big boobs.
&& they make me hate life.
I*m forgetfull.
...But ambidextrous.
I*m irresponsible.
....But I can do your hair.
I*m mean.
....I get irritated easily.
I*m miserable.
Yet more happy than most.
I*m scared of spiders.
&& I like snakes.
I believe in black and white.
&& I believe in grey.
I like to chew gum
But I hate the sound.
You love me, I*ll leave you.
I make bad choices.
Just don*t preach to me.
I*m my own person.
Don*t try and change it.
My mommy is the best.
MW-17>AD-19.
I really like candy.
And I have an obsession with teeth.
I want to be a dentist.
But that*s too much schooling.
I really hate school.
But who doesn*t.
I want to weigh 109 LBS.
But I*m too fat.
I want to be the next top model.
&& have lots of tattoos.
Actually I changed my mind.
I want to be a pin up model.
I will cut you open.
Don*t even think about shedding a tear.
I*m a really bad girlfriend.
I put my life before theirs.
I like mixtapes and cd*s.
&& being woken up in the middle of the night.
I hate mornings.
Even with the help of 6 glasses of coffee.
Caffeine doesn*t make me hyper.
&& neither does weird energy pills.
I like my friends the way they are.
I hope they never change.
My best friend lives thousands of miles away.
But she doesn*t care anymore.
I like to eat cereal without milk.
People who draw me pictures make me more happy than anything.
I*m of a jerk.
I don*t mean it intentionally.
I*m getting an appartment with Tom.
&& we are gonna be the closest of friends.
I*m single.
&& hate it sometimes.
Record players fascinate me.
I can kick your ass in hopscotch.
I don*t eat meat.
I like skateboarding.
I suck at it though.
I like to watch people skate more.
It leads to more and more art work.
I have an obsession with sunglasses.
&& my favorite pair broke.
Mashed potatoes are pretty good.
...Even the instant ones.
I most likely will think you*re adorible.
I will sit there and call you names.
&& pretend that I am serious.
...I*m a sarcastic person.
I have lots of secrets.
....&& I wish I could reveal them to someone.
Mandi>You.
Get over it.